Maybe I'll tell you about it later.
Nuthin' tragic.
Certainly educational.
Meanwhile, Canada Day is bearing down upon us - it promises some weirdness as well - so I offer this dreamy ditty from Toronto-born Abigail Lapell.
Everywhere we go, you know everyone, people say hello/ Every time you call our song starts playing, on the radio /
Has it been a year or two? Will it be cotton or leather?
Mercury and iron, carbon, silver, bind us together/
Diamonds are a dime a dozen, take my hand/ Take my hand and don’t stop running
Happy anniversary, one more year/ Frozen in amber, for eternity /Oh darling, oh my dear
Has it been a year or two? Will it be cotton or leather?
Mercury and iron, carbon, silver, bind us togethеr, together
Everywhеre we go, you know everyone (Happy anniversary)/ People say hello (One more year, frozen in amber)
Every time you call our song starts playing (For eternity, oh darling oh my dear)/On the radio