Showing posts with label bad idea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad idea. Show all posts

Thursday, 22 September 2022

Little girl lost

I'm struggling with the key in the mailbox, when I sense, rather than see or hear, a short figure breeze behind me.  A small girl comes up against the big glass door that fronts the building, and she reaches up and flips fruitlessly at the heavy handle to the latch.  She looks about four, can't be any older than five.

Without thinking it through, I walk over to open the door for her.  She doesn't acknowledge me, but rushes out on the path.  For one heart-stopping moment, I think she's going to barrel out into the street, but, after looking frantically both ways, she stops and sits down suddenly on the curb between two parked cars.

Silently berating myself, I walk out quickly but calmly.

"Are you looking for someone?"

"My mum told me to wait right here, and I don't know where she is!"

"Hmmn.  Well, you were in that building, so maybe that's a good place to wait for her.  There are chairs right by the door, so you can see her the minute she comes back."

To my relief, this seems reasonable to her.  We're just reaching the entrance, when a young woman appears, having run at high speed from the elevator up the hall.  

Her mother? An aunt? A friend of the family?  At any rate, my young friend evidently knows her.

"There you are!" the woman exclaims, and glancing at me, mouths "thank-you".

Well, she didn't know I let the little girl out.  I decide to head to our apartment, before she hears different.

Friday, 5 October 2018

Please don't give me house plants as gifts....

I found this cartoon on the floor a few weeks ago. It must have fallen out of a file-folder or keep-sake box. It used to live on the refrigerator, and is a gentle rebuke to the lovely, generous, well-meaning people who think that a house-plant is a good gift for me.

Particularly those misguided benefactors who gave me plants just after I'd brought a newborn home.

Thursday, 26 March 2015

Give me your answer do

Almost every day, for the past three years or so, younger daughter and I have been able to see this poster across the street from our bus stop as we wait to catch our final bus home.

Almost every day, for the past three years or so, I have wondered: Exactly what trend is being set here?

Incredibly dangerous, to say nothing of uncomfortable, ways to double someone on a bike?

And while we're at it, where the hell is her left leg? Are her legs crossed? What is she wearing on her feet? It looks like she's got very large, very blocky, high-heel boots on. And how did she get on? And how did he get going with her on the handle-bars throwing off his balance and blocking his view?

In short, would you want these twits as neighbours? One comfort, I suppose, is that they'd been unlikely to be your neighbours for long before they win the Darwin Award - most likely posthumously.

Monday, 25 August 2008

This scares the stuffing out of me

Got this from the real Persephone's blog, although I hasten to point out that these are my results, not the real Persephone's whose results appear on her own blog. I confess I am spooked. Try it if you dare:




ColorQuiz.comPersephone took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!
"Longs for a tender and sympathetic bond and for a ..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.