A couple of weeks ago, I was leaving the park with the Accent Snob, using the wooded path that leads past someone's fairy-lit backyard. I suddenly saw what seemed to be a tiny invisible blind being drawn to the ground just to the right of where my foot was striking the dirt. It took me a baffled second to realize that two maple seed-pods had helicoptered down at the exact same time, resulting in this unearthly illusion. Impossible to film or photograph of course -- not that easy to describe, either.
So I'm resorting to haiku.
Helicopter blades
Maple tree pair feathers down
Invisible blind
Nope. Still doesn't work.
When The Baker Literally Cannot
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I think this is what our grandparents call "a senior moment."
The best part?
THEY WROTE IT IN ALL CAPS.
[sad face here]
"Sprinkles All Over Momthe...
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