I've probably mentioned this before, but I used to have a friend who marketed !2-Step teeshirts and greeting cards. My favourite was a pair of staring white eyes against a pitch-black background with the caption: "I know that when one door closes, another one opens, but MAN, these hallways are a bitch!"
I loved it because you don't need to be recovering from an addiction to find yourself in a dark corridor after a door has slammed shut.
The door will open.
Or another one will.
Wreck Encounters of the Worst Kind
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Have you experienced a Wreck Encounter with an Unexplainable Sweet Object
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