The Resident Fan Boy was leaving the drugstore with a large package of toilet paper and some boxes of tissues when the stranger confronted him.
"Toilet paper," he sneered.
The RFB was baffled and off-guard. "It was on sale," he protested.
"Stocking up, eh?" said his accuser. "You're just feeding into the panic."
There's not much you can say to such people, I guess. The Resident Fan Boy shrugged, and headed home.
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The big day is coming, people, so before you hit the streets to go
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