Pharmacy troll

The Resident Fan Boy was leaving the drugstore with a large package of toilet paper and some boxes of tissues when the stranger confronted him.

"Toilet paper," he sneered.

The RFB was baffled and off-guard. "It was on sale," he protested.

"Stocking up, eh?" said his accuser. "You're just feeding into the panic."

There's not much you can say to such people, I guess. The Resident Fan Boy shrugged, and headed home.