I've reached a stage in my life when a reasonable night's sleep is not a luxury.
I simply don't function well without it. I suspect I never did, but now I know it. Call it wisdom if you like; it really feels more like surrender and resignation, in my case.
So the Resident Fan Boy snores from time to time. This past weekend, he snored big time. Every time I felt my body relax and my consciousness drift down, a huge motor-like buzz pulled me back from the ocean of slumber.
The first couple of times, I was gentle and courteous: "Darling, can you roll on your side and elevate your head?"
The response was a "Wha-a-a-?" and an audible slump.
The second couple of times I resorted to gentle pushes and pokes.
By one a.m., ninety minutes after bedtime, I was murderous. I made my way out to the living room, setting up my pillows, water, and a herbal sleep aid. The last time I did something like this (apart from when the RFB got COVID last summer), was after a fight early in our marriage, a couple of decades ago.
The Resident Fan Boy remained in blissful, noisy repose. He also remained alive. I am capable of self-control, in a crisis.
Fortunately, these snore-fests are usually far between. I mean, the RFB has snored for years, but I can usually manage a decent rest.
But I need a head-start.
So I'll bid you goodnight.
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