Sunday, 10 April 2011

Do not press "Send"

Dear Relative-who-shall-remain-nameless,

Sorry it's taken so long to respond to your note, but I hadn't scrolled down far enough on first reading and so had failed to spot the attached homily in bold print and italics with the stock photo of people gazing into the sunset until I showed it to my husband, asking him how to respond. His answer was lost in the chaos that followed. Keyboards are really difficult to clean.

Your Nameless Relative

PS Are we really related? I'm not sure we inhabit the same universe...

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